Interview With Freddy Fazbear

The five nights at Freddy games are one of the most terrifying things to watch and play. They have caused many youtubers to shit their pants *errr markiplier* and it is fun to watch. After the huge success of the games I decided to interview Mr. Freddy Fazbear and talk about HIS experience in the games.

Interview

Me: Mr.Fazbear thank you so much for accepting my request for an interview

Freddy: please, call me Freddy, Mr.Fazbear is my father

Me: oh ok great! So let's start out with some questions about the game, your job

Freddy: sounds great

Me: ok so do you do anything to prepare yourself when someone is about to play the game or something?

Freddy: actually yes I do, as you can see , well hear, there is a lot of screaming involved In the games and I like to prepare my throat so I don't damage myself that much

Me: ah yes smart , and do you put on any make up on before the game starts?

*freddy laughs*

Freddy: I don't tell a lot of people but yes , yes I do. Mostly on areas around my eyes they put some eyeshadow, sounds weird but makes the jump scare twice as scary

Me: now let's talk about your outfit, I just gotta say , people think you're the sexiest character in the game

*Freddy blushes*

Freddy: am I really? Haha I thought  everyone thought that chika was the hottest, you know with all

That hentai of her 

Me: haha very true, talkin about chika, is it true her and you have a relationship?

Freddy: now I have no relationship with anyone at work, I try to keep it as professional as I can

*chika burst in with a prego stomach*

Chika: NO RELATIONSHIP?!?!

Freddy: oh shit, I thought you went to visit your parents in Hawaii 

Chika: WELL I WAS UNTIL I HEARD YOU SAID THERE'S NO RELATIONSHIP, THAN EXPLAIN THIS STOMACH

Me: uhh guys

Freddy: yo this bitch crazy , we just co-workers

*takes the mic from me*

Me: hey that's mine!

*chika does a jumpscare on me*

* I pee my pants*

Chika: JUST WARNING ALL YOU HOES, FREDDY IS MY MAN SO STAY AWAY, THAT MEANS YOU MANGLE!

Freddy: wtf are you talkin about

Chika: don't try to lie to me , I saw mangle suckin your dick yesturday when you guys thought no one was there

*im still on the floor crying*

Freddy: alright that's enough let's get you outa here

*freddy gets up from his chair*

Chika: DONT TOUCH ME, DONT TOUCH ME

*freddy and chika leave the room jump scaring each other*

*i get up*

Me: well um... That concludes out interview , thanx for being with us

*i walk of the stage with my pants peed*

YOUTUBE: Aweshniap