Awesh Not so Great Moments-The Fart

Well in the process of trying to think of something to post (Micah is holding me as a slave, help call my mom), I thought I could share with you guys my not so great moments in life (wow I'm so old) so far. By the way it took me five minutes to come up with a title, I don't think it's the best but, meh.

Middle School-6th grade

Now let me point out saying that middle school was one of the shittiest times for me, it was horrible,there were a lot of jerks and all the girls that you used to talk to in elementary school started acting like complete bitches ( oh wow just like in the movie diary of a wimpy kid, how cliche). 

The Fart

So let me tell you guys how this happened that I still remember. It was lunchtime for me and this was before gym class (genius school, put lunch before a class that you run and move a lot). I got in line to get my food and I remember there was pizza and Chili ( full of beans and shit). I went for the chili and went I my seat, I also got a side of broccoli. Now what does this have to do? Well, beans and broccoli make you fart, it's a fact (lady's and gentleman Gastreologist Awesh). After lunch my stomach began to feel weird and queezy. And I felt the fart charged up (like wario in smash bros. So we went to gym and we changed into our gym clothes. Then this is where it all went down. Before we actually started doing stuff in gym , we always did some stretching. It was all going fine, I did feel as if I might fart but I thought I would be ok. Side note: there is a huge amount of echo in the gym room. So then the teacher said to do a stretch where you're on the floor and reach for your toes with your hands. 3,2,1 and FART. It sounded so loud, it echoed , everyone heard. And then they began to laugh. There I was sitting on the floor with my face getting lava red. And then I began to cry (Awesh crybaby confirmed). The teacher got up and told everyone to shutup. And yep that's how it went down. Thinking of it now makes me laugh too, probably should of laughed with everyone else and take proud possession of that fart XD.

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