Paco Lost The Bet

Before I start let me just point out that this post should of gone up earlier, but my phone decided to derp out (it's been doing that a lot lately) and it erased everything I typed. So I was like ugh, and now I'm here typing it again. (Plus Micah said if I do this post, he might give me 3 beans instead of 3 for dinner tonight).

Pacos Problem

Paco has been wondering why people leave his stream, specifically the girls. Well it's because paco falls in love with some of his followers some times (ask micah, the only reason he stayed is because paco pays him 20 bucks the hour).

Baggie: Baggie was an innocent person, who went to one of pacos streams one day. After the stream was over paco asked her out to McDonald's and Baggie kindly accepted because she thought they were just going as fiends. Once they were there Baggie said she only wanted a happy meal but paco ordered her a number 5. Baggie stood there in shock, paco was flirting with her. There are 5 letters in the word heart. Heart=Love. Baggie didn't feel comfortable with pacos love acts towards her so she decided to leave and never come back. 

Levonne: Levonne was waitin for her bus one rainy day when out of no where paco drove up in his 1969 Ford Car. Paco offered Levonne a ride and she sad yes. Paco said if she wanted to come to one of his streams and she felt bad if she said no. Once they entered the stream Stadium , paco had a special seat reserved for her. There were roses and chocolates aroud the seat with her name. Levonne was scared , how did paco know her name and why did he prepare such a seat? Paco explained to her that he has been watching her for the past month. Levonne ran out ofthe room ( she took the chocolates tho).

Australia: Yeah that's her name, idk why. Anyway Australia was a common viewer in pacos stream. Everything was ok until one day paco started giving her WINKY faces. Austrailia laughed and thought it was a joke. THINK AGAIN AUSTRALIA. So at the end of pacos stream one day, he angled the camera so  you could see his whole

Body. He told Australia if she could pay attention because he has something important to ask her. He got on his knees and pulled out a tiny box. He opened it and there was a diamond ring (paco makes that twitch cas everyday). He said "Australia, will you marry me?". Australia pulled out a pokeball with Charizard in it. She got on Charizard and broke throught the roof of the stadium while saying " NO THANKYOU IM OUTA HERE".

And there you have it , why people leave pacos stream.

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