THE TRUTH ABOUT: Pacopepino8

Recently my co-worker Micah made a review over Pacopepino8. A regular twitch streamer with the most "expert level" of gameplay. Well I am here to speak the truth, what micah wrote was a LIE. 

After doing some investigation aroud the office ( by the way we are looking for a cleaning lady, it's a mess here. If interested please inbox me or Micah through The Playboy twitter page). I found some strange information I need to share with you guys. Paco paid micah 20 million dollars to make that review seem legit. But don't worry , I am here now to unwrap the TRUTH.

I decided the only way to give a proper report on Mr.Pepino I had to do some serious investigation. In order for that to happen I needed to get to where Mr.Pepino lives. So I drove all the way to Florida, it took me about one month toget there ( Florida is only 8 hours away from were I live but on the way I stopped for Starbucks and my car got stolen).

I arrived at the Pepino House. It seemed like a normal house but I wasn't going to be tricked that easily. I had to ask some people around the area what they knew about Mr.Pepino. I rememberd that paco mentioned some girl that worked at the Gas station that would always give him a free soda, so that was my first destination . I got there and wasn't playing any games , I took a baseball bat and began to hit the soda machine.

Girl: NO PLEASE NO , PACO DRINKS OUT OF THAT

Me: I don't believe you're just crying over that, TELL ME THE TRUTH

Girl: WHAT TRUTH?!

Me: I KNOW PACO HAS SOME SORT OF SECRET ORGANIZATION 

Girl: I WILL NEVER TELL YOU

Me: *gets grenade out*

Girl: W-WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO

Me: if you don't tell me , your precious soda machine that paco drinks out of WILL BE DESTROYED

Girl: OK OK I'LL TELL YOU

Me: that's what I thought

Girl: pull the coke and dr.pepper drinks at the same time

Me: what?

Girl: just do it

I pulled the coke and dr.pepper as she said , and then a door opened that was behind the soda machine. It was an Elevator. I stepped in and headed down to wherever it lead . There was elevator music (justin biebers Baby song).

Finally reached down there, the KAWAII level was feeling high, I was kind of scared.  I walked in to what seemed to be a secret lab. I slowly walked towards where there was a man standing with testubes in his hands. I was nervous. I walked closer when I accidentally stepped on something squishy. It was a pepino ( cucumber). Then the pepino started screaming! I jumped back in terror confused as to what just happened when out of no where two giant Pepinos grabbed on to my hands and took me to The man In the lab coat. I tried getting away but the mutant Pepino monsters were too strong . We finally got In front of the man. It was paco. 

To be continued...

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