Awesh: Professional Procrasinator

Let me tell you guys my current situation to start off. I have a project due tommorow that I have to do on computer ( my laptop broke ), a project in my other class due also tommorow, A TON of missing work in chemistry, an exam on Wednesday and other missing work. 

Now there is only one person to blame (not me). His name is Mr.Procrasinator. He seems like a nice guy at the start of things but in the end he fucks all your shit up. Its starts off with that one homework your teacher gives you. The magic words are "this is due in 1 week" or "this is not due next class but the class after next class". Right away your brain is like "hey I got time, gonna relax a bit". Then your brain is like "um I'll do it later". Day that it's due " SHIT I DIDNT DO IT". And then yor pretty much screwed if you have to present a project. And there your are , taking a Zero for a grade. It's a horrible feeling. Then your work starts stacking up but NOPE, your still there siting watching youtube videos instead of actually doing the work.

Here's a list that might help against the demon of procrasination

• PUT ALL YOUR FUN SHIT AWAY

• REMEMBER THAT YOU WANT TO PASS THE CLASS

• IF YOU FAIL THE CLASS YOU AINT GETTIN YOUR FUN SHIT BACK

•PRAY TO ARCEUS THAT HE CAN CLEAR YOUR MIND OF ANY DISTRACTIONS

hope this helps :B

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