5 Pokemon To Keep Your Kids Away From

As a Pokemo Master I have seen every type of pokemon there is out there. Some are cute and cuddly that will do no harm, others are big and scary but can be avoided by just running away. But there is a specific group of pokemon that can damage our children psychologically. Here is a list of those pokemo that can rui our children.

Oddish (SMOKE WEED EVERY DAY)

As you may know oddish is the "weed pokemon". But this isn't the type of weed that is just a bother and grows in your backyard. This the 420 BLAZE TURN DOWN FOR WHAT type of weed. Don't let your children catch this pokemon or else they'll be stoned 24/7.

Scrafty (DAT NIGGA DAQUAN FROM DOWN THE STREET)

Scrafty is what I consider a " Gateway Pokemon). Once your child starts gaming out with this guy , he probably going to be smoking that Oddish. Scraft will also make your child joing his gang and participate in Shootings, Drugs, and GangBangs.

Jynx (NIKKI MINAJ)

Jynx will make your child listen to her Shit music. Also do you want your child Twerking? As we all know Twerking is against the bible and Jynx will make your child do it. Not to metion all the plastic surgery your child will want to get just to be like Jynx.

Lickitung (LICK YO PUSSY EVERYDAY)

Now this one is toward your daughters mostly. Lickitung will do the nastiest things to your child. Also your child will begin to act like lickitung and will lick pussy everday.

Diglett (UNDERGROUND PENIS)

Diglett is a penis. That is all I have to say.

Gardevoir (SEXIER THAN KIM KARDASHIAN 7u7)

DO YOU WANT YOUR CHILD TO LOSE HIS INNOCENCE? Keep your child at all cost away from this "Pokemon". His mind will become perverted and not think like a good Jesus follower does.

I hope this helps you and your child stay away from these demonic pokemon.